Black Kitchens Taking Over?

Um, call me old fashioned, or call me whatever you want...but the only bit of the color black I want in my kitchen is pretty minimal.

I read a couple articles that say black kitchens are taking some space in designers heads. But, we all know...black will shrink a room, it darkens a corner, is is very ....chilly.....I'm not digging this at all.

I guess I could see it in some super techy loft. Some place maybe where they have a lot of snow so it's chilly already. Geez, maybe somewhere that the homeowner is Goth?

What say you? Would you do a totally black kitchen?